
Easter was a multi-day event this year. First was the Las Madres Easter party. I prepped the twins the day before by hiding eggs in the house. They couldn’t get enough and made me hide them again and again, and then James volunteered to hide eggs. Overestimating his abilities, I left the room with Julia, only to return to discover all the eggs right where I’d left them. Watching the twins find eggs was a lot more fun compared to last year when eggs were “hidden” directly in front of them and we still had to instruct them to actually pick up the eggs.
The Las Madres party ended up on a really rainy day so we all stayed inside. The toddlers were all given baskets filled with eggs and a few eggs were also hidden around Vicky L.’s house. There were some crafts as well; Julia liked wearing the bunny hat she created.

Isaac arrives in the rain.

David, Araya, Julia, James, Amelia, and Sophie get their Easter baskets.


Julia makes a bunny hat and then wears it in an um... creative way.

Sophie, Amelia, Kayleigh, sad Isaac, David, Julia, James, and Araya

Time to eat feet!


Sophie wants in on the fun...

Julia sneers at guests as they leave. "Come back soon. NOT!"
Next was Easter itself. I hid eggs in our backyard and Mark and my parents watched the twins happily run around gathering them. For some twisted reason I put a yellow egg next to two decaying lemons to see what would happen, but there were no takers for rotten fruit. Julia enjoyed emptying her basket of Easter grass.

The twins race for the same egg.




James found something for his basket that's a bit bigger than an egg.

“Even better than chocolate eggs!”
Afterwards we took a family picture underneath our flowering tree and all went to Su Hong. (Whenever Julia sees the picture she announces, “Take two cars!” because Papa and Gaga drove separately and joined us at the restaurant.)

Easter family portrait
The next day Stacy hosted a Mom’s Night Out Easter Egg Hunt playdate. The kids ran around her backyard in search of eggs. First the toddlers hunted (James, Julia, Ronan, Oliver, twins Josh and Sam, and Jack) and then the “big kids” (Stacy’s son Asher and Debbie’s daughter Lilly). Jen’s infant son Spencer tried to crawl in the grass to claim a few eggs. And then there were crafts and the eating of chocolate.

Ronan plunders the treat dish.

"Do I really have to sit here with all these BOYS?"

“Big kids” Asher and Lilly (taken by Stacy)

Ronan stops mid-hunt to wolf down some chocolate.

Julia climbs the play structure and goes down the slide, all the while clutching her Easter egg basket.

James and Sam work together to push a pop mower down the slide while Josh plays foreman.


Oliver channels Marvin the Martian.

Sam holds a bat to defend his basket of candy.


(both pictures taken by Stacy)

I think it’s safe to say Lilly had taken a crack at the candy by this point (taken by Stacy)

The playdate ended with an awkward hug between Julia and her beau Ronan. Is it the beginning of the end? (last three photos taken by Stacy)
That afternoon the twins were still clamoring for more egg hunting (which I understood since I used to LOVE looking for eggs when I was little and especially liked it when my dad would hide them in super hard locations). Plus they were still wearing their Easter outfits so I figured why not have them troop around the backyard for some bonus Easter pictures. I ended up hiding eggs in the backyard three times that afternoon! They watched excitedly from the sliding door so I had to hide the eggs in parts of the yard they couldn’t see.

Mission accomplished. Time for bristle blocks.
My friend Kashi and I took our twins for a trial class at My Gym
last May, and met up with three other moms with twins who already
attended. Julia loved the swings, the rocking toys, and the
mini-trapeze. Meanwhile James was a bit skittish about the whole thing
so when he discovered two frisbees he could bang together he spent the
rest of the class doing just that. Several days after our My Gym visit,
all of our kids got sick, leading Kashi to rename it My Germ.

Julia's in heaven on a swing.

James discovers two frisbees to bang together and now his My Gym class has meaning.
Three months later I purchased a Groupon for a month’s worth of classes at The Little Gym.
The Little Gym and My Gym focus more on gymnastics than Gymboree and
with James and Julia already among the youngest in the class the
acrobatic skills were generally ill-suited for them. (Some of the older
kids did just fine, but the way the level of difficulty was going I
expected a handstand to a back somersault any day.) The babies never
really got comfortable here (partly because we only attended four
classes), and they - especially James - preferred to cling to my leg or
tell me “Up up up” during class so I’d hold them. Julia had two favorite
places in class. One was by the exit door as though to send me a
not-so-subtle message. The other was sitting on a carpeted riser.
Sometimes she liked to run around but often I couldn’t convince her to
explore and she'd just retreat to her riser again.

Julia gazes longingly out the exit door.

Julia spent nearly all of one Little Gym class looking forlornly from this carpeted riser.
Mark
joined me for class a couple times. Once was on our anniversary and I
claimed that we spent our anniversary there not for the babies but so
Mark could learn the acrobatic skill of the week. Julia came out of her
shell more when Daddy was there and tried hanging from bars. Papa came
with me once (and even wore clean socks!) and James liked having a lot
of room to run to Papa to play 1-2-3-Hug. But if in mid-run for his hug
he saw the male instructor (James seems to have a fear of men) his eyes
would suddenly get big and he’d go the long way to maximize
James-instructor distance. At one point during our last class kids
practiced throwing balls. Julia participated by handing her balls to
other mommies and James held one of each color and told other mommies,
"Red ball, blue ball."

Daddy helps Julia on the uneven parallel bars at The Little Gym.

1-2-3-Knock over Papa!

Note James's distance from the instructor during bubble time.
Then at the end of August a new Gymboree opened up in Sunnyvale. They offered Las Madres
members a free class while they trained new employees. My friend Stacy
and her son Ronan attended along with the twins and since it was our
kids’ first time, they were wary of circle time and preferred to explore
the equipment instead. In fact, Julia spent well over half the class on
the rocking horse. Meanwhile four employees clapped and sang by
themselves in a circle trying their best to encourage the kids to come
over. The twins were also transfixed by the toys on the wall. (James and
Julia still love to pull them off and leave them in a big pile for
Mommy to clean up.)

Julia's first time at Gymboree. She never even goes on the rocking horse anymore.

Julia and Ronan sail through the Tunnel of Love.

While I pay for classes the twins work together to take down all the toys on the wall.
A
month later I got a good deal and enrolled the kids in Gymboree
classes. We attended on a weekday with Stacy and again on the weekend
when Mark could give me a hand. Papa came along whenever he could and
the teachers still talk about Papa and James wearing matching hats and
James running to Papa for his 1-2-3-Hugs. (Bubby joined Mark and me when she was in town. And once, Mark, Papa, Gaga, and I ALL came to class.)
The first few classes James was clingy as expected and then... he
started really enjoying it and blossomed. Julia was my daredevil all
along in exploring the equipment on her own and she made sure she was
front and center for the group activities. In particular she was always
first in line for a hug from Gymboree's puppet mascot, Gymbo (see video). And she often made instructors Natasha, Beth, and Heather laugh with the enthusiasm of her “Hip Hip Hoorays!” (see video) and when she made the “shush” sign by putting her finger inside her mouth.

Julia gets a Gaga hug.

Bubby helps James down the slide.

Papa waits at the bottom of the slide to scare small children.

Julia LOVES Gymbo.

James tolerates Gymbo. (Actually he likes Gymbo too but it's hard to beat Julia's enthusiasm.)

Daddy helps Julia on the balance beam.

James sits on my lap for a song during circle time.

Climbing Julia

Climbing Julia and James

James insisted on bringing my belt to Gymboree. I hope he doesn't try to flog any toddlers who hog the bumpy slide.

Julia gives a Hip Hip Hooray!
James
loved climbing and slides. Julia loved climbing, blocking traffic on
the equipment so other kids couldn’t get through, and the air log. Both
loved bubbles and parachute time (the force of the parachute going up
would often knock over Julia standing underneath, much to our
amusement). Originally the twins wanted no part of Gymbo stamps (rubber
stamps bearing the likeness of Gymbo). Then for a few weeks Julia would
stand in line for Gymbo stamps, as though to see what the fuss was all
about, and then cry when she’d receive a stamp on her hand. And then
after a few more weeks, both wanted Gymbo stamps and it was the first
thing they’d chatter about excitedly when asked what they did at
Gymboree. They both loved to present their tummies to the instructors
for stamping. James and Julia also would refuse to let me wash their
tummies during bathtime for fear that I'd remove their precious Gymbo
stamps. As a result sometimes the instructors would be confused and
think they'd already stamped my kids and skip over them because they'd
see old Gymbo stamps on their tummies. I had to explain, "No, my
children are just filthy."

Julia loves climbing up the air log.

Julia's disappointed that air log time has come to an end and sadly continues to hit the air log after it's been put away.

Julia goes fetal during bubble time when she realizes the air log isn't coming back out.

Julia loves bubble time.

James appears to rap during bubble time.

Julia crawls through a tunnel.

James with his pretend doggy tail.

Julia lies down in a pretend pile of leaves.

James enjoys parachute time.

James and Julia watch the parachute overhead.

The twins asked to go in this barrel and have Daddy put a lid on top.
Julia gets a Gymbo stamp.

Tummies reporting for inspection, Sir!
There
are two interesting people in my classes. The first is what my kids
would call a "big kid"; she looks like she's five. Her mom has a
two-year-old in the class and brings this one along. The problem is that
when the instructor passes out picture cards, she grabs all of them,
and when the instructor hides objects in the room, she finds all of
them. "Hey kid, you've just out-maneuvered a roomful of diaper-wearing
babies. Congratulations." But seriously, why is there a five-year-old in
my two-year-olds' class? Give her a book or something and make her wait
in a chair in the corner. She's old enough.

My
kids, who are the tallest (and, at least in theory, oldest) in their
class, next to the five-year-old behemoth. You can see her staring down
James as picture cards are about to be passed out. I think she started
talking trash right after this shot was taken.

Julia snagged a few picture cards before the giantess could grab them all.
The
second interesting character is the father of one of the kids in our
class. He's a scary-looking, hyper-muscular tattooed dude. The first
time I saw him he was wearing a t-shirt commemorating some sort of
military activity. It was complicated looking. There was an eagle. And a
snake. And they were fighting. A lot. There was a backdrop of a
fluttering American flag and maybe this was all happening in the desert.
Like I said, it was complicated. I don't know exactly what it was
supposed to mean but I'm guessing he received it as a gift on the
occasion of his fiftieth bare-handed kill. (Because that's how it works.
The first kill is paper. The second kill is cotton. The twenty-fifth
kill is a necklace of ears. And the fiftieth kill is, surprisingly, just
a t-shirt.) Oh, and the best part is his name, which I know only because it was printed on the name tag stuck above one of his enormous pecs. "Omega." Seriously. I don't think American Gladiator
ever had an Omega but he'd fit right in. Basically you don't want your
kid tussling with his kid over a pair of maracas - unless you want
Omega's arm down your throat and yanking out your intestines. [Thanks to
Mark for contributing to the colorful descriptions of these two
characters.]

Not Omega
If Stealth from American Gladiators didn't look so friendly and out of shape, he'd look like Omega.
Epilogue
James and Julia are about to age out of their class and after
that we won't go back. Although they love it, the classes conflict with
their schedules (things like breakfast and say, naps). Oh well. It’s
been a great run.
My babies in circular objects (thanks Stacy for the second pic!):








And the other baby:

Julia convinces Mark to go inside the tube and then when he's stuck, simply walks away.