Friday, May 31, 2019

Breakfast in Bed

The kids surprised me on Memorial Day with a belated Mother's Day breakfast in bed. (I'll say "surprised" even though Julia was interrogating me on how exactly I prepare my oatmeal the night before.) Mark was out swimming, so apart from him cutting a lovely rose from the front yard before he left, the kids prepared everything on their own.
I stumbled upon Julia's notes in the kitchen afterwards.
James picked some strawberries in the backyard (I love that he put on the gardening gloves to do it just like me), and Julia pulled over a chair and took down the heavy wood and glass tray (that we use for these occasions) from the top of the refrigerator. It's probably good I didn't see that part. They both cut four different kinds of fruits for me using a blunt table knife. (I would have let them use the good knives.)

When I got out of bed I found James at my door, blocking me in. He tried to distract me by throwing a ball for me to fetch in my room (uh, I'm good) and scratching my back (OK!). Then Julia lumbered down the hallway struggling to carry the heavy tray topped with two bowls of food, a tall glass of lemonade, and a vase.

Julia also gifted me her invention for back scratching. "Do you want me to use it to scratch your back?" "Um, I want to keep my skin."

They made me oatmeal with flaxseed, four fruits, walnuts, cinnamon, and jam, a four fruit salad (Julia zested some orange on top to make it fancy), and lemonade with two strawberries. Apparently they heated the oatmeal and then left it out for an hour, waiting for me to wake up.

My breakfast in bed

The kids were clearly dying to drink my lemonade. Julia looks forlorn as James takes a bigger sip than hers.

They were very sweet and stayed with me while I ate.

My loyal dog, James, is at my side.

Upon viewing the kitchen afterwards I asked. "Um, what did you cut the fruit on?" Julia: "The cutting boards that were out." Me: "You mean the dirty ones?..."

Julia kiss. I like that we're sort of mirrored by the picture behind us.

Mark arrived right after I finished eating and took this picture.



Thursday, May 23, 2019

April Fool’s Day 2019



Ever since watching the second Harry Potter movie a week before, Julia has been afraid
to use the bathroom “because Chamber of Secrets.” I guess she thinks a secret passage
will open and a giant snake will emerge and petrify her. As an April Fool’s day prank,
Mark suggests writing on the bathroom mirror the same words mysteriously etched on the
wall in the movie. I also throw a bunch of plastic snakes on the floor. I worry a little that we
could traumatize her but instead when she sees the bathroom she laughs. (She also gets
over her fear in the following days so maybe this helped?) James declares that one of his
pranks this year is to prank my pranks so he takes a window marker and changes what I
wrote to “The chamberpot of secrets…”

Message written in lipstick on the bathroom mirror.

Snakes on the rug. Sadly our realistic rubber snake which resided in the branches of our peach tree to scare away animals, got thrown out with said peach tree when it was cut down.

Harry Potter super fan Julia's happy about the change to the mirror when she sees it for the first time.

James pranks my prank by changing it to read "The chamberpot..."

I put a few drops of food coloring in their bowls and then cover the drops with cereal. It
all looks as normal until I add milk. They’re no fools and know it’s food coloring. I’m
pretty sure Julia rolled her eyes and said, “Mom-mmmmmmmmeeeeeee!”

Julia looks at me with revulsion. (But she's kidding.)
Julia's milk turns pink.

James's milk turns blue.

James scurries about the house setting up his pranks. He puts socks on all the
doorknobs, swaps the identical TV remotes into opposite rooms, puts the empty
egg carton in the fridge in the hopes someone will open it, and adds sunglasses
to inanimate objects. He also decorates Julia’s dresser by hanging scissors and
necklaces from all the drawer pulls.

James's prank. He covered all the doorknobs with socks.

Extra egg carton in the fridge. (Yes, we go through a lot of eggs.)

James added sunglasses to the remote.

James hung scissors, necklaces, and an egg carton from the pulls of Julia's dresser.

Finished product

I take the cream out of one of James’s Oreos and replace it with toothpaste. When
James eats his cookie but doesn’t immediately notice a difference I ask if it tastes
okay. He asks, “Why?” and looks a little worried. I tell him what I did. “Should I spit
it out?” he asks. “I pretty much swallowed it.” I tell him not to worry about it and
give him another Oreo to make up for it. He notices right away that this one smells
like mint. Oops! Gave him the wrong one before!

Close-up of toothpaste filling inside Oreo

Later I give Julia her vanilla Oreo while James watches amused since now he’s in on the prank. She takes a tiny bite - not because she’s suspicious, that’s just now she eats - and immediately knows something’s off.

Oreos with toothpaste filling

A week ago I bought fresh squeezed O.J. so the kids would be used to drinking it every day and not be suspicious when I pulled it out for them to drink for the first time on April Fool’s Day. Except tonight I replace the O.J. with water mixed with mac n cheese powder. Right away they realize it doesn’t taste right. To make up for it I of course replace it with the real O.J.

How 'bout some nice refreshing O.J.?...

After dinner I hear James talking loudly to his stuffed dogs “Wait, what are you doing?” “Goldie! No!” I come in and discover that his stuffed dogs had apparently all raided the costume box and are now wearing hats or wigs.

James's dogs raided the costume bin.

Epilogue: I didn’t think it was that mean to give the kids toothpaste Oreos and mac n
cheese water. After all, we played Bean Boozled (a gift from my mom’s friend,
Barbara) the day before and we willingly ate much worse tasting Jelly Bellies than
that. Flavors included spoiled milk, toothpaste, booger, rotten egg, moldy cheese,
and vomit. (For the record, the toothpaste flavor was the only one I didn’t spit out
because it didn’t taste that bad.) Mark strongly disapproved of my food-switching
shenanigans because he thought it encourages the kids to tamper with food. He
definitely has a point and I’ve decided not to do it again in the future, but I think this
one time was probably fine. (Unless they tamper with my food next April Fool’s. Then
no.)

Bean Boozled Jelly Bellies. Will you eat a good one or a terrible one?

Saturday, October 6, 2018

Mark and I texted about the printer not working, possibly due to lack of toner...



I showed this to Julia and she said, "When you run out of hair dye it'll be grey ink."

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Kids' Lunch Ideas

This is how we roll here when it comes to kids' lunches...


Sandwiches
-Peanut butter and jelly*
-Peanut butter, banana, and honey (I’ve also used a hot dog bun for this.)
-Turkey
-Turkey and hummus
-Turkey wrapped around a breadstick (Trader Joe’s boxed breadsticks)
-Hummus and veggies
-Egg salad
-Chicken salad
-Tuna
-Ham
-Salami
-BLT (made with turkey bacon but some turkey bacon has been inedible), served cold


*I actually use Trader Joe’s sunflower seed butter. Kids can’t tell the difference.
There isn’t a nut ban at school but that’s a swap I can easily make.

Trader Joe’s sunflower seed butter. Your kid won’t know the difference.


Other Stuff
-Yogurt (I do non-fat Greek yogurt with honey and a sprinkle of granola or non-fat strawberry with aforementioned granola sprinkle)
-Hummus and selection of veggies (carrots, cucumbers, bell peppers) and pita or crackers
-Cheese and crackers
-Cold leftover omelet
-Hard-boiled egg
-Pasta salad
-Skewers of fresh mozzarella balls and tomato chunks
-Teriyaki tofu (sold in a package at Trader Joe’s and I just cut up)
-Leftover sushi (soy sauce on side)


Unusual concoctions
-Whole garbanzo beans, chopped up orange, mint (if you have), olive oil
-“Cracker dip” (mashed garbanzo beans, lemon juice, olive oil, salt) and serve with crackers*
-Sushi using rice and a protein (salmon, chicken, tofu) or kappa maki with cucumber. Wrap with seaweed sheets they carry at the store (Nob Hill has). Cut one in half and roll it up, sealing the end with a little water. Do not cut or it’ll fall apart. Include soy sauce.
-Quinoa salad with fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil (Julia loves this. We make it together for her lunch when we have more time. It’s her annual first school lunch)


*I like Ak Mak crackers because they’re 100% whole wheat.

Easy sushi made with rice and a leftover protein

Quinoa salad with fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil

It may look like Ok-Mok (which is what we call it), but it’s really Ak-Mak.


Thermos
-Potstickers (can put soy sauce in small separate container or use a to-go packet)
-Shu mai (Trader Joe’s with soy sauce)
-Fried rice
-Canned black beans and brown rice mixed together*
-Leftover pasta (ravioli, gnocchi, mac n cheese)
-Hot dog (bun outside of thermos)
-Hot leftover egg (bread to make a sandwich outside of thermos)


*When using canned beans, I recommend rinsing them first because there’s a lot of
added salt.

Trader Joe’s potstickers. Their shu mai is also a winner for kids’ lunches.

Containers


Yumbox (Keeps each compartment sealed so nothing travels to another compartment.
Also has a small compartment for a dipping sauce.) Comes in lots of colors/variations.



Yumbox comes in lots of different colors and has a variation that holds an entire sandwich.

Lock N Lock (4 compartments. Doesn’t leak or travel to other compartments.) Sometimes
I remove two compartments and put in something like a sandwich instead.

Without the removable compartments, Lock N Lock can also double as tupperware for home use.


James eats a lot (he downs 1 ¼ sandwiches - sometimes more - while Julia eats less than a ½  sandwich), and his lunch doesn’t usually fit in either container any more. For him I stick his sandwich in a plastic bag and use a divided snack container for a veggie and fruit. I could buy the Yumbox that fits a whole sandwich but even that might be too small.


Best Lunch Idea Site
Kudos to the One Hungry Mama website and Facebook page. It has great kids’ lunch
ideas (including the sushi one) and some good dinner recipes as well.

Epilogue


And then if you’re not tired enough after making lunch, include a lunch box joke. (Actually
I like doing this. It breaks the monotony of making lunches.)

The first lunch box joke I ever gave the kids on the first day of first grade.


Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Mother's Day Part II


The kids gave me kisses and showed how well they know me.





Thanks, James!

Um, James?

Sounds like a good day to me, Julia.

Monday, June 4, 2018

The Royal Wedding


Julia was pretty excited about a certain wedding today...


Friday, May 25, 2018

Mother's Day Part I


Julia's been complaining that it isn't fair that we never get to do all the “fun” things in San Francisco that tourists do (and apparently "The Boxcar Children" do), like ride cable cars. So after a stop at the Cable Car Barn to see the actual cables pulled on giant wheels, we proceed to catch the Van Ness - California Street line (highly recommended since we had the half the car to ourselves). There's nothing like holding onto the cable car with one hand and leaning out with your arm outstretched to make you feel like you're flying down the hills. The kids loved it.




And then we Ubered back to our car because the cable cars are a ridiculous $7 per person for a one way ticket. Next time we ride the cable cars, Julia, will be when you have something called a job.